Okay, so, apparently when I said "goddamn it Hawaii 5-0 you are a terrible show and I refuse to submit to your wiles aside from this one teeny tiny fic" I meant "I'm going to write a 19,000 word story with a plot device stolen from the movie The Family Man, which is a film I would have loathed even if it didn't feature Nicholas 'Ew Ew Ew' Cage ( Read more... )